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The MUST-HAVE Action Figure of the Year



If you missed all the toy bargains at Toys-B-Me on Black Friday or Cyber Monday or Spend the Last Dime Sunday, there's hope...at least if you live near Chicago. (Sadly, no high-speed rail to get you there, either). Anyway, there is a toy and hobby store that features the most, uh, eclectic collection of action figures, and if you don't stop to pick one up for that last-second stocking stuffer, get one as a collectible, saving it to sell for big money in a few years along with your Beanie Babies.
There is, of course, a collection of figures you might expect to find: Barack and Michelle Obama, She Whose Name Must Not Be Mentioned, Shakespeare, Einstein and Van Gogh. However, it's the ones that are a bit left of center that got my attention.
How can you NOT purchase a Mary Kate Gallagher (complete with white underwear), the Crazy Cat Lady, or The Barista (comes with two heads: one when she's in a good mood, and one when she is not...really)? Seriously. Imagine these sitting on your desk at work...sure winners.
Of course, if you want to go all out, you might purchase the Librarian action figure, complete with "shushing action" as pictured above, or the Jesus action figure.
I'm going all of them one better and laying my money down on the God Almighty action figure that comes complete with a Kalishnikov AK 47, designed for some serious street sweeping at the end of the world. Now that's what I'm talking about!
Shushing sound not included in that one.