OMG! No Way!!! Way!!!

Get your tickets early!

Just when you thought
A) Americans are idiots for listening to fearmongers who have no political insight whatsoever, and the U.S. is headed for destruction
or
B) This is the most amazing thing that's ever happened. Can my life get any better?

THE TOUR is about to be announced.
That's right, next Monday, live in the studio with Ryan Seacrest, the announcement will be made of the biggest musical tour of the summer of 2011.
Springsteen? no
The Stones? no
Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift? not even close.
Larry the Cable Guy? uh...no
The biggest hit of next summer is bound to be the reunion tour of New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys!
Together...on stage the same night in the same locations. Bigger than Elvis...bigger than the Olympics, the World Cup and the Super Bowl (sans commercials) put together.
Get your ear plugs now.
The screaming will be intense.
Get out the squeegees, too.
Coming to a city not really all that near to me, I'm sure.
There's hope (or despair) for our country after all!