The Perils of Wiggling

And now for some really good news: Yellow Wiggle is OK :) It seems Greg Page a.k.a. Yellow Wiggle did not make this week's gig in Washington following a fainting episode on Tuesday night at another venue. The medicos checked him out as A-OK, but he decided to rest through the Washington concert anyway...then promptly proceeded to faint again. This time, he was spirited back to Australia (upon reviving, one would suspect) and will miss the remainder of the tour which ends on Sunday.
What? You've never heard of The Wiggles? Carefully point your index finger of your right hand straight up; extend your thumb at a 90-degree angle from your raised index finger, then place your right hand on your forehead with your thumb pointing in the direction of your left eye.
Now...go google The Wiggles to see what you've been missing.